Παρασκευή 18 Ιουνίου 2010

Tonia k aftokinito

Katarxin ine i idia i apaksiosi tou aftokinitou! Ti ennow? Tin vazeis sinodigo se olokenourgia Ferrari me super ntouper extra (carbon wheels, ceramic disk break ktlp) pios normal dierxomenos str8 adras (ite pezos, ite odigos alou oximatos) pera apo to tzami tou sinodigou tha proseksei tin kakomira tin Ferrari?
Epita o kosmos einai adikos... mporite na to pite k xarisma fonis, den me noiazei... piteto opos thelete ala pios mpats.. troxonomos tha tin stamatisei stis 6-7 to proi pou tha ine kourasmeni apo to clubing (k me mia kava sto stomaxaki tis) k akougontas tin foni tis den tha pistepsei oti ine agouroksipnimeno koritsaki pou paei gia to merokamato??? As min pw oti an exei oreksi na tou kanei nazakia mexri k pou tha katsei o idios na tou kopsei ekini klisi!
To gkazi tora, to exei vgalei! exei valei diakopti on-off! Em i to patas i den to patas (den ine gko... tipisa pou simvivazete opote meses liseis den iparxoun). To xeri tora, ena fisika k ine arketo! (ite se aftomato ite se manual) Afto simvenei giati ine Tonia, diladi... pios exei to kinito tis k den tis stelnei 3-4 sms tin imera? (o arithmos aftos ine tixeos k anaferete se tipous me kartokinita pou zoun me xartziliki). Opote to aristero xeri i odigisi to ksexnaei, as simvivastei me to deksi pou k poli tis ine!
Den einai san tis ales tis ''pigenw siga giati viazome'' i tis ''xese psila k agnanteve'' pou an k 40ares mporei na pigenoun siga siga siga siga siga.... o xronos einai xrima giafto.... MPIIIIIIIP MPIIIIIIIP TELIONETE KOUNITHITE KSEKINISTE (exei ensomatosi k tin korna me to prasino fanari san tous odigous stin F1) k an kamia pou tis kornarei tolmisei na tis zitisei ta resta tote tha dei tin porta na anigei k mia Tonia na vgenei na vgenei na vgenei na vgenei k na vgenei k teliomo na min exei prei vgoun ta 2 metra tis (ok para 20cm).
Den ine katina! Diladi den odigei me anixto parathiro k to xeri eksw na epidikniei to manikiour (pou tis to kanei esthitikos giati... den einai k kamia tixea) sin oti sin tis alis to xeri tis ine efkolo na akoumpisei sto dromo (!) kathoti k vari ala k 109cm!
Den ixe pote gkomeno me lamborghini Diablo i Ferrari 355 giati ta teleftea 10 xronia pou gkomeniazei afta ta dio montela ixan idi paliosei!!!!
Tonia k sex sto aftokinito? Poli diskolo an oxi akatorthoto... ta podia akoma k ligismena tha akoumpousan ston ourano kathoti 119cm to kathe ena ekasto! K esto oti milame gia psilotavano van, to takouni k i psilo atsoumpali dinami tis tha tripage opiodipote idos tapetsarias akoumpouse. Epita dixnei energovora k afto simenei oti meta to opiodipote oxima tha ithele mia tetrada freska amortiser (ta elatiria isos k na tin glitonan) giati kalos i kakos ta peripou 65 miika kila tis tha prokalousan megales ropes adranias ara kataponiseis.
Fisika k exei mpei sinodigos se oti pio kalo kikloforei giati kourastike na akouei na tin parakalane gia na tous sinodefsei k enoite oti an afto egine k defteri fora ta odigouse ekini gia na ta ksempoukosei k tote eminan malakes giati den ikseran oti pigenan toso grigora ta aftokinita tous.

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